me: I’m a lesbian
straight guy: so what if you were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him then haha
me: what if YOU were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him?
straight guy: what no i’m not gay
(*ahem* a female’s sexuality is malleable, so eventually you could make yourself want to bang him. Men’s sexuality is rigid, so he could not. *ahem*) lecture over. Also, you probably don’t want to. Which is understandable. I don’t either.
Please, for the love of god, shut up.
Oh my god why are straight men like this