raisinbranagh: sjw-pit-bull: fiercejunebugdebrony: cosmicspacequeen: me: I’m a lesbian straight…

raisinbranagh:

sjw-pit-bull:

fiercejunebugdebrony:

cosmicspacequeen:

me: I’m a lesbian

straight guy: so what if you were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him then haha

me: what if YOU were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him?

straight guy: what no i’m not gay

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(*ahem* a female’s sexuality is malleable, so eventually you could make yourself want to bang him. Men’s sexuality is rigid, so he could not. *ahem*) lecture over. Also, you probably don’t want to. Which is understandable. I don’t either.

Please, for the love of god, shut up.

Oh my god why are straight men like this