Nick Valentine didn’t go through the trouble of making a glowing neon-pink heart-shaped sign advertising his detective business for you to call him straight. This man wears a noir detective outfit in the year 22fuck-all, and smokes cigarettes even though he’s a robot and it literally does nothing for him. He doesn’t even bother to patch up his one skinless spider hand, it’s part of his look now. His eyes glow. Do you think a straight man could begin to compete with Nick’s level of drama? His level of elegance?? Salt??? I think the fuck not