gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice

I defy you to prove to me that either one is straight.

there aint a human on this earth that gomez wouldn’t think about fucking and involuntarily yell “EXTRAORDINARY!  absolutely singular!” after. He’s just hear to party.

and you know morticia didn’t have a lesbian college experience she had THE GIRL ON GIRL TOUR OF THE CENTURY just to ruin some sororities.