PEOPLE ARE TAKING THE “let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophagus” PETITION SERIOUSLY I’M SCREAMING

context: that black stone sarcophagus they found in egypt apparently has red liquid in it. some absolute goon made a shitpost in petition form

addressed to “king of skeletons” saying that “we need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die

and then

someone wrote an article about it, failing to realize it’s a joke. article gets shared with others, who also don’t realize it’s a joke. everyone comments about how they’ve lost faith in humanity etc etc. and then i scream into the sun for 1000 years