Category: lgbt humor

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Gay culture is when your friend gives you a gay apple and you name it Gapple and raise it as your own

Dating advice

Dating advice

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In class we were making a list of what we want to do in 2018 and number 1 on my list was finally getting a date cause I’m a lonely gay

Regular

Me: *sees one of those rainbow things the sunlight makes*

Me: dude same

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Whenever I wear something rainbow around the straights I always feel like a secret agent who’s about to blow their cover.

Me: “These rainbow socks are about to tell everyone that I’m not straight….”

The straights: *ligit don’t even notice, talk mainly about potato chips with me*

Me, during finals week

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In honor of my 1 year anniversary of coming out for the first time I’d like to announce…

In honor of my 1 year anniversary of coming out for the first time I’d like to announce something:

I’VE GOTTEN sO MuCh MOrE GaY

Gay culture is coming up with hundreds of ideas for gay rom coms that will never be made

Gay culture is coming up with hundreds of ideas for gay rom coms that will never be made

I adore this time of year cause I get to go around saying “happy holigays” and honestly…

I adore this time of year cause I get to go around saying “happy holigays” and honestly that’s a beautiful opportunity

My friend said she realized she was ace when she came to the conclusion that she’d rather have a…

My friend said she realized she was ace when she came to the conclusion that she’d rather have a nice BLT than sex, so all aces/aros now get free BLTs. 

Sorry, I don’t make the rules that’s just how it is.