Category: queued

Y’all know the holding hands (👫) emoji?

xvymlm:

You may think it’s an m/f couple, but actually, it’s a gay man and lesbian holding hands because they’re best friends. The straights are no longer allowed to use this emoji as it is gay culture. This has been a PSA.

fuckmogai: christinamirabilis: fuckmogai: textbook prices are homophobic hello friend, if you…

fuckmogai:

christinamirabilis:

fuckmogai:

textbook prices are homophobic

hello friend, if you don’t mind electronic versions of textbooks and committing minor acts of piracy, might i direct your attention to this website where I’ve been able to find a copy of every textbook I’ve needed, I haven’t paid for a textbook since 2014.  that website is a true ally to the gays

i hope you know i love you

kuunakullanvalkeana: straights girls: hahahha man candles, man soap, isn’t that stupidstraight…

kuunakullanvalkeana:

straights girls: hahahha man candles, man soap, isn’t that stupid
straight girls: look at these boyfriend jeans i just bought to go with my boyfriend shirt 🙂

straight girls: masculinity is sooooo fragile
straight girls: whoa it’s actually homophobic to associate short hair and flannels with lesbians. for example, i have a pixie cut and i’m straight.

straight girls: at least we women don’t do the no homo
straight girls: you know it’s called a girl crush bc it’s not a real crush because it’s on a girl

surprisebitch: langsandlit: laughlikesomethingbroken: ecarrets…

surprisebitch:

langsandlit:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

ecarretsamcp:

Gays are only acceptable in the form of Soviet propaganda

every time i see that last picture it completely baffles me as to what ELSE it could possibly be meant as
does anyone know what the children are supposed to represent?

what a beautiful family

groundbreaking

reaperfromtheabyss: boushi–adams: coffeestainedx: David Bowie…

reaperfromtheabyss:

boushi–adams:

coffeestainedx:

David Bowie – Interview – Afternoon plus – 1979

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Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”

ethicalheaux: squishable-amethyst: amant-lesbienne: angst-is-my-aesthetic: scorpionbutch: thall…

ethicalheaux:

squishable-amethyst:

amant-lesbienne:

angst-is-my-aesthetic:

scorpionbutch:

thallasiske:

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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o0katiekins0o: Every day during lunch there will be several parties of two straight men having…

o0katiekins0o:

Every day during lunch there will be several parties of two straight men having lunch together, that insist I seat them at a table for four even though there are only two of them. Because I guess homosexuality can be transmitted through accidental undertable foot contact now? Who knew?

Right now you might be asking “What happens when four straight men are having lunch together?”

Well what do you think?

They ask for a table for six. I shit you not.

I was airing my humorous grievance to our daytime bartender who only nodded and said. “They order wine and ask me to bring it in a pilsner glass.”

The cocktail server corroborated this saying some straight men will demand he show them the glass a drink comes in to make sure it’s suitably “masculine” looking before they order it.

And the dishwashers hate this because it makes their jobs much more complicated. It’s really not fun to have to drop what you’re doing to scrub dried red wine out of the bottom of a narrow pilsner glass. Especially when they have literally THOUSANDS of other dishes you have to do in a short amount of time.

Straight men ask for special accomodations for their straightness all the time.

That being said, Disabled folks, chronically ill folks, folks with severe allergies and other special needs:

NEVER feel ashamed to request the accomodations you require to enjoy your time at a restaurant. Hand to God we are happy to do it for you- a person who actually needs it.

It would honestly be a nice break from catering to all that fragile masculinity.

elliebeanz: elliebeanz: if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay…

elliebeanz:

elliebeanz:

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

all these answers are important to me what a nice post

help me find the girl who was my first kiss

mockingjay:

ok i know this is the biggest stretch but I’m looking for a girl who kissed me the night of nyc pride. Mystery Girl: You were somewhere around hudson street in manhattan and I was a little drunk. you had shoulder length brown hair (I think??) and were so pretty. You were walking with someone else too. I was wearing a ringer tee. you overheard me say that I hadn’t kissed a girl yet and offered to kiss me. and then you kissed me like it meant something.

reblog this if u want to see me be able to fully thank this person for giving me a night I’ll never forget and for ridding me of any doubts that I am so gay. uh so Mystery Girl if you exist and weren’t a figment of my drunk imagination, message me?

zvaigzdelasas: zvaigzdelasas: #WeGotThis im gay update: 

zvaigzdelasas:

zvaigzdelasas:

#WeGotThis

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